Free To A Good Home

Thursday, 1st April 2021.

As a result of the recent muggy evenings, there are an estimated eighteen thousand snails and slugs crawling about.

Effectively, I only need about five hundred to feed visiting birds, so I’m offering the entire surplus, in one or more lots, to keen gardeners. This offer will be snapped up quickly, so don’t be left behind.

Terms and conditions apply.

  • No charge.
  • Pick them yourself.
  • Come back for more.
  • Must be claimed before midnight.



  1. Get yourself a duck, ducks can be very enjoyable garden friends/pets. They are not garden devastaters like chickens can be if they get loose in your veg. patch and they adore snails and slugs, for ducks they are Michelin 3* food.

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